OMG this show is like too good to be true. Finally i might be able to go to one! I was already planning on going home that weekend, the tickets are only 5 dollars i have no idea why and it’s in Chicago. This is like perfect, i’m trying to get people to go with me as i type this.
Well again thank you very much! And yah i kind of am but i’ll get over it eventually, it would be nice to put a name to a blank face though!
I feel so lucky that i’ve only gotten love from anons haha Well thank you im still blushing! But i feel like Scabbers is way cuter than me just look at him!
You wanna add another candidate? It’s like the Republican primary is like a season of American Idol in reverse, where every week, you just add another idiot. …First you guys wanted (Michele) Bachmann, then (Rick) Perry — now (Chris) Christie? You know what, Republican base? Meet me at camera three!
(To camera three.) Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe your candidates aren’t the problem — maybe it’s you? You’re hard to please or figure out! You’re unrealistic! I mean, you’re pro-life, yet — (rolls tape of GOP members applauding Texas’s death penalty) — what was that? You’re afraid of ‘death panels,’ yet for uninsured coma patients — (rolls tape of GOP members shouting ‘YEAH!!!’ when Ron Paul was asked if a patient without health insurance should be allowed to die) — that’s the crowd: ‘YEAH!!!’ You guys ‘support the troops’ — well except for Captain Creatine over here (rolls tape of gay U.S. Army soldier who asked GOP candidates if they’d repeal DADT — and was booed by GOP debate crowd).
It’s like the Republican base is at war with its own talking points: ‘I want someone who’s gonna cut taxes — and balance the budget! Someone who’s a skilled orator — that doesn’t talk all fancy! The child of poor immigrants — who will build a fence to keep them out of this country! Someone who’s strong enough for a man — but Ph-balanced for a woman!
…It’s like your ideal candidate is a rare, super-heavy element that can only exist in a particular particle accelerator. And even then, only for a fraction of a second. Before you all remember how much you hate science.
You guys need to take a long, hard look in the mirror, and not come away thinking ‘Hey, there’s something wrong with this mirror.’” —
JON STEWART, on media-fed rumors that New Jersey governor Chris Christie may enter the GOP presidential race — as well as the hypocritical sentiments of the Republican party — on The Daily Show. (via valjeans)
This whole bit was brilliant, favorite line in the whole thing was “Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe your candidates aren’t the problem — maybe it’s you?”
This quote is perfection.
- Ron: You can't run away from your problems.
- Leslie: Especially if you only have 9 toes…Sorry that was uncalled for.
Time to go out and get slightly stupid. It’s going to be a late night but i don’t care because tomorrow will be the second day in two weeks i won’t have work. I will have homework though but that doesn’t really worry me.
Even the happiest of people have a story or secret that could break your heart.
I miss hugs. I mean i have gotten hugs and everything but i miss a good long HUG! Like a hug with a person you absolutely are in love with. A hug that squeezes two people together and makes them feel like there is nothing else that matters in this world. A feeling that nothing really matters except the other person. No talking no nothing just a hug that lasts forever. I miss that more than anything right now.
The last time i had that was during summer break and the only person i feel like i share that with is 6 hours away from me. I even remember the last time i had a hug like that. I don’t know if she still has that feeling with me, i hope she does but either way i wish i had it right now.
I want to see her soon, really as soon as i can but I don’t know how she feels. I hope she feels the same way, i hope she still thinks about me because i think about her everyday. They say time changes everything but it hasn’t changed the way i feel about her and i don’t think it ever will.
WHY JEBUS WHY?!?!?!?!
All i wanted to do was dance around to amazing music after work. Seriously my life has such bad timing with shows it’s not even funny anymore.
I work everyday this week except Sunday from 6 to atleast 11. I also work a couple morning shifts so those days, weds for instance, will be work class work from 8AM-11PM. The biggest break in the whole day will be a little more than an hour. I’ve come to terms with the fact i probably won’t be sleeping a lot this.
I really like my job and my classes but i wish there was just more time for everything.